People You See at Concerts in Brooklyn
All of these would be pretty good band names, too. Suggestions for others?
- •The Drunk Martha GrahamsThey interpret the music through wily dance and almost always spill your drink.
- •The Clearly Going Through SomethingWe all have our church and sometimes sobbing openly at Sharon Van Etten is how you have to pray.
- •The Friends Who Have Nothing In Common Except Liking The BandMost easily spotted after the opener, playing chicken with who'll fake needing the bathroom first
- •The RuthlessThese people will cut a bitch to get a good spot. Block them at your peril. I am one of these 💁
- •The Bro SquadsBros love shows! Bros love shows! Bros love seeing shows with bros!
- •The TallsThose Jeremy Lin motherfuckers who compulsively need to stand front and center despite being able to see into space
- •The Bleeding HeartsAll the merch on their backs, all the lyrics in their brains
- •The OldsAlways a cool AARP member in the house!