Things I Love Getting in the Mail, Ranked
"I love mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail, when it comes I wanna wail MAAIIIIILLLL!!!!" -- The Mail Song, Blue's Clues
- 1.Love LettersFrom Boyfriend Who Knows I Love Mail
- 2.PostcardsFrom Friends Who Are Already Back From Wherever They Went
- 3.Underwear Purchased At A Significant Discount During An Online Sale7 Pairs for $26.50?! R U Serious?
- 4.Replacement Debit Card Because I Left Mine In A Cab, AgainWhoops
- 5.Costco Care Package From MomDried mango, ankle socks AND a generic puffer coat that squishes into a tiny bag?! R U Serious?
- 6.The J.Crew Men's CatalogHubba hubba
- 7.Magnetic Save-The-Dates From My EnemiesThe sweet schadenfreude of bad engagement photos on my fridge forever!!
- 8.Last Year's Tax RefundBo$$ Bitch Make Money Every Day
- 9.My Neighbor's BirchboxWhoops