Reasons Why I Should Get Chicken Fingers From Felcaro's Right Now

  1. They are delicious morsels of breaded fried goodness.
  2. I haven't had them in MONTHS.
  3. I intended to have chicken fingers at the sox game last night but was thwarted by the family size fries that came with the two paltry chicken fingers. Waste not want not, Aramark.
  4. No one needs to be hungry to eat chicken fingers.
  5. They come with fries. I love fries.
    (See fry best of list for proof.)
  6. I probably should change out of this onesie, as I am an adult.