HOW TO BE ALEX: A STEP BY STEP GUIDE

You've all been wondering, and now the wait it finally over.
  1. 1.
    Drink all the coffee in sight. Even the gross old coffee sitting in the office kitchen that's been there for days, possibly even weeks.
  2. 2.
    Make a million pro con lists, even though you know exactly what you want to do before the lists even start
  3. 3.
    Get too attached too soon
  4. 4.
    Pretend you don't get attached too soon
  5. 5.
    Smoke every now and then, but only under the cover of night
  6. 6.
    Depend too heavily on anti-anxiety meds
  7. 7.
    Say you're going to write, and then do not write
  8. 8.
    Get mad at yourself for seemingly insignificant things
  9. 9.
    Fall asleep with the light on, still fully clothed from the day
  10. 10.
    Cry at your cubicle when you watch a dog video