Alternate title: my evening itinerary
  1. Try to stay awake
  2. Probably fall asleep accidentally
  3. Wake up to your back up alarms very grumpy because you didn't get enough sleep
  4. Be so exhausted that the entire day is a struggle but not quite tired enough to sleep on the plane
  5. Regret so many of your life choices
  6. Vow to never try to do this again
  7. Do this again the very next time you have an early flight