MY IDEAL CHEESEBURGER

  1. Regular bun
    We don't need to get too fancy here. It's a cheeseburger, just let it be what it is.
  2. Patty
    Just one. Medium rare.
  3. Cheddar cheese
    American is fine for McD's, but this burger calls for something a little different. Also I'm not at all hating on McD's. I love them. Probably too much.
  4. Ketchup and mayo
    Very small amounts, mixed together so it's basically just fry sauce
  5. Spicy mustard
    So much better than plain old yellow mustard
  6. Pickles, onions, lettuce
    So many pickles!
  7. NEVER TOMATOES
    EW DISGUSTING GET THEM AWAY FROM MY BURGER
  8. Bacon
    Extra crispy
  9. Potato chips
    Trust me on this one