1. Making awkward/uncomfortable situations a hundred times worse
  2. Buying food on my way home when I have plenty of food in the fridge
  3. Remembering odd details about people/experiences, which tends to creep them out
  4. Lying to my therapist so she won't think I'm a terrible person
  5. Parallel parking
  6. Using this emoji to respond to almost any situation 💁🏼
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