MY TEA ROUTINE

Every time, without fail
  1. Boil water for tea
  2. Forget I boiled water for tea
  3. Re-boil water
  4. Make tea
  5. Forget I made tea
  6. Microwave the tea
  7. Drink the tea too slowly
  8. Re-microwave the tea
  9. Give up
  10. Leave the mug somewhere in my apartment that is definitely not the dishwasher