THINGS I'M DOING TO AVOID WORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE

I can be found sticking to this list on any given day when something needs to be done...unless the thing is one of the things on this list
  1. Writing this list
  2. Tweeting up a storm
  3. Watching old episodes of 30 Rock for "research"
  4. Going grocery shopping
  5. Laundry
  6. Doing my hair and make up even though I'm not leaving the house today
  7. Cooking
  8. Cleaning
  9. Drinking a beer to "release my inhibitions"
  10. Thinking about Natasha Bedingfield's seemingly short career
  11. Wondering if my career will be as long as Natasha Bedingfield's
  12. Feeling bad about being critical of other people's careers
  13. Wondering how many push-ups I could do if I really tried
  14. Finding out that it's a very small number of push-ups