THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY MY PATRONUS

Saw a couple of these, jumping straight on that bandwagon
  1. A lukewarm cup of coffee that I forgot in the microwave
  2. My old TGS sweatshirt
    It's not even a real show! Why don't I just have a 30 Rock sweatshirt???
  3. Mugs full of snacks that I leave sitting on my night stand for an unreasonable amount of time
  4. Sound blocking headphones
  5. Potatoes
  6. An business card with old, out of date information
  7. Granola bar wrappers stuffed into that side pocket thing in my driver's side car door
  8. The Portable Dorothy Parker
  9. 4 very organized, synchronized calendars, all in various sized
  10. The highlighter stain you get on your middle finger from spending too much time highlighting
  11. Contradicting information