THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN MY ROOMMATES ARE ASLEEP

  1. What would happen if someone broke in right now?
  2. Do they know I'm out here?
  3. I wonder what they're dreaming about
  4. What would happen if I just stayed up all night?
  5. I wonder if they'd notice if I ate just a tiny bit of their food
  6. I would NEVER eat their food, of course!
  7. ...but what if I did?
  8. If I was getting murdered right now, would they wake up?
  9. If they unexpectedly died, would I have to pay their rent?
  10. What volume can the TV be at before they wake up?