Is that you, Buzzfeed?
  1. Owning clothes in every size
    Small dresses, medium pants, large shirts.
  2. For the gals out there: buying swimming costumes is almost impossible
    In my case, it's usually too small and baggy in the butt. That's an attractive look.
  3. How do people know what will fit when shopping online!?
  4. Having the ability to trick people into thinking you have a normal body by wearing specific clothes.
    They will never know that I'm an alien under here
  5. When all your fat is stored in one area like a tumour
    Or a camel, getting ready for a rough winter. Always.