It's a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
  1. Skipped SoulCycle
    Spent $35 to sleep in
  2. Hillary hair
    Nothing ages you faster (or cements your place on the ballot) than a mis-styled bob
  3. Bagel shame
    Dribbled melted butter from secret bagel onto my shirt; will wear shame the rest of the day
  4. Lost an earring
    Hard to believe but YES this all happened before 10am