THINGS I CANT EVEN - FOOD EDITION

  1. Bay shrimp
    Why so small?? Grow a pair!
  2. Organic restaurants that leave the leaves on strawberries
    I'm not a giraffe! Cut it with the foliage
  3. Bread baskets without butter
    This isn't Europe
  4. Restaurants without bread baskets
    Lay off me I'm STARVING
  5. Bad arnold palmers
    He's rolling in his grave