THINGS I CANT EVEN - FOOD EDITION
- •Bay shrimpWhy so small?? Grow a pair!
- •Organic restaurants that leave the leaves on strawberriesI'm not a giraffe! Cut it with the foliage
- •Bread baskets without butterThis isn't Europe
- •Restaurants without bread basketsLay off me I'm STARVING
- •Bad arnold palmersHe's rolling in his grave