Amazing request, thanks @classicalexa 😘 (Hope you don't mind, I changed it to moments because there are so many good ones!!) I was a devoted New Girl watcher seasons 1-3 so most of these quotes are from those episodes
  1. "They call me Prank Sinatra!"
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    Nick: "No, you call you Prank Sinatra"
  2. Any scene involving pranks
    "Or we could break into a zoo, steal a bear, then we shoot the bear full of Hep C, we release that bear into the restaurant right as they're about to order dessert"
  3. 🎶 Winston and Ferguson bout to split some pasta 🎶
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  4. "I know Word. And I can open a document. Save it. Save AS."
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  5. "I've been thinking a lot about the Earth..."
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  6. "...we gotta leave it better than when we found it."
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  7. "That's like the President and the Vice President not being best friends"
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    Nick: "They're not best friends" Winston: "Oh come on, everybody knows they're best friends"
  8. "I've decided to stay a little drunk forever"
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    Too real
  9. Crazy Winston
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  10. That whole scene where he's singing songs from Wicked in his car
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  11. Any scene where 🎶 Winston's bout to do some puzzlin' 🎶
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  12. That scene where he gets an earring
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  13. The entire episode with the hand bells
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  14. "I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert. I don't want him to wander"
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  15. The flashback scenes
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  16. When he founds out he's colour blind
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    "My name is Winston Bishop. I'm a colour blind American citizen and I can't do puzzles."
  17. 🎶 This is a saaaad song. This is the saddest song in the world 🎶
  18. Winston is the best and he deserves all the love ❤️