And some of their dad wisdom. (This doesn't include TV characters who become dads later on in the series, so no Jim Halpert unfortunately 😢)
  1. 1.
    Hal - Malcolm in the Middle
    "When you tip the valet always fold your dollar up real tight. That way, by the time he sees what he's got, you're down the block!"
  2. 2.
    Jack Geller - Friends
    "Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove straight through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime."
  3. 3.
    Frank Reynolds - It's Always Sunny
    "Banging your sister is perverted, Dennis!" (The worst but also the best)
  4. 4.
    Mike Heck - The Middle
    "Hey, I love my daughter and I'm not gonna have her made fun of. If someone's gonna dash her hopes, damn it, it should be her family"
  5. 5.
    Sandy Cohen - The O.C.
    "Oh oh oh! Check out my boy Cohen! Can you believe how he's growin? The competition away he's blowin!"
  6. 6.
    Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
    "Oh, kids are great! You can teach them to hate what you hate!"
  7. 7.
    Cam and Mitchell - Modern Family
    "Let’s just let Lily have a normal childhood." "I think that gay cruise has sailed"
  8. 8.
    Harold Weir - Freaks and Geeks
    "You know who used to cut class? Jimi Hendrix. Do you know what happened to him? He died. Choked on his own vomit"
  9. 9.
    Victor - That's So Raven
    "Is this coffee bitter? No... Must be you."
  10. 10.
    Martin Crane - Frasier
    "Come on dad, don't you believe in second chances?" "I did, until we had Niles"