And some of their dad wisdom. (This doesn't include TV characters who become dads later on in the series, so no Jim Halpert unfortunately 😢)
  1. Hal - Malcolm in the Middle
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    "When you tip the valet always fold your dollar up real tight. That way, by the time he sees what he's got, you're down the block!"
  2. Jack Geller - Friends
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    "Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove straight through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime."
  3. Frank Reynolds - It's Always Sunny
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    "Banging your sister is perverted, Dennis!" (The worst but also the best)
  4. Mike Heck - The Middle
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    "Hey, I love my daughter and I'm not gonna have her made fun of. If someone's gonna dash her hopes, damn it, it should be her family"
  5. Sandy Cohen - The O.C.
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    "Oh oh oh! Check out my boy Cohen! Can you believe how he's growin? The competition away he's blowin!"
  6. Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
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    "Oh, kids are great! You can teach them to hate what you hate!"
  7. Cam and Mitchell - Modern Family
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    "Let’s just let Lily have a normal childhood." "I think that gay cruise has sailed"
  8. Harold Weir - Freaks and Geeks
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    "You know who used to cut class? Jimi Hendrix. Do you know what happened to him? He died. Choked on his own vomit"
  9. Victor - That's So Raven
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    "Is this coffee bitter? No... Must be you."
  10. Martin Crane - Frasier
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    "Come on dad, don't you believe in second chances?" "I did, until we had Niles"