I LOVE SCOTTISH TWITTER

I feel like I need to provide translations for some of these
  1. They've got religion covered
  2. And history
  3. And technology
  4. And retail workers
  5. And taxi drivers
  6. And THAT smell
  7. And Bieber
  8. And Christmas nights out
  9. And life's big issues
  10. Credit to scottish_tweets on Twitter for a lot of these