POPULAR BRITISH TEEN HOLIDAY DESTINATIONS AND WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YOU
British tourists are some of the absolute worst. I am so sorry to all these beautiful parts of the world that we have ruined.
- •IbizaYou probably went to grammar school and drive a Range Rover but ever since you watched Skins you've been, like, super into drugs and house music. You go clubbing but only in, like, an ironic way.
- •Ayia NapaYou're Scottish.
- •ZanteYou saved up for two weeks here by working Saturdays in New Look. You've probably watched all 3 Hangover movies and think Nigel Farage just "tells it how it is". Very similar but not to be confused with..
- •MagalufYou regularly read and share The Lad Bible on Facebook. You still watch The Inbetweeners. Your money is split between buying whey protein and tank tops. #SHAGALUF
- •BenidormYou've time travelled from the 1980s.
- •AmsterdamThere's a very strong probability you're white with dreadlocks. You were your high school drug dealer. You probably go by a nickname and regularly tweet Bob Marley quotes.
- •MarbellaYou're rich and from Essex OR you've spent too much time watching TOWIE #nocarbsbeforemarbs
- •Sunny BeachYou're trying to get on to the TV show Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents?? This is the only logical reason I can think of for choosing to holiday here