STRANGER THINGS CHARACTERS, RANKED BY QUALITY OF HAIRCUT

I FINALLY watched this show
  1. 12.
    Jonathan
    I am so sorry, Jonathan. I love you but what is this mess? I know this is the 80s but you don't deserve this.
  2. 11.
    Joyce
    Yeah I know it's inspired by Meryl in Silkwood. I know she's looking for her missing kid and fighting monsters and shit. Doesn't excuse this haircut.
  3. 10.
    Mike
    Cute! If you're a 70 year old named Gladys.
  4. 9.
    Will
    Let's be real, this is just the same haircut as Mike's.
  5. 8.
    Barb
    Love the colour but that wave is too much for me.
  6. 7.
    Chief Hopper
    Small town policeman chic. Jim doesn't have time for fancy "hairstyles".
  7. 6.
    Nancy
    In between dramatic stares and saying "you're an idiot, Steve Harrington", Nancy actually rocks some decent hairstyles.
  8. 5.
    Karen
    I have no idea how Karen has time for these hairstyles when she has 3 kids and an idiot of a husband to deal with but props to her.
  9. 4.
    Lucas
    Slick, classic, simple. 10 extra points for the bandana.
  10. 3.
    Dustin
    Rocks those ringlets. As if his hair wasn't iconic enough, he also has the added bonus of an iconic hat.
  11. 2.
    Eleven
    ICONIC x 100000
  12. 1.
    Steve Harrington
    Who else? Steve Harrington's hair is a character itself. 90% of why I don't hate Steve is because of his hair. Well done, Steve's hair.