THINGS I OWE TO MY IRISH FAMILY

My second Irish list in a day oops
  1. A hatred of fish
    WHY must you ruin a perfectly good Friday by making me eat this shite - my thoughts almost every Friday of my childhood
  2. A complicated relationship with Catholicism
  3. An inability to name more than 1/10 of my cousins
    Who is Pete??? Who is this Kelly you speak of?? Why was having more than 3 kids ever a thing?
  4. A surname that I love
    Technically this is from my dad's old step-dad, Gerry, who was THE worst Irish guy ever. F u Gerry.