THINGS MY DAD BROUGHT BACK FROM THE SHOP WHEN I ASKED HIM TO BUY *WHITE BREAD*

  1. 3 grapefruits
  2. An avocado
  3. Houmous
  4. Mango flavoured Jaffa cakes
  5. A bag of croissants
  6. "Artisanal marmalade"
  7. 6 pork pies
  8. A crate of beer
  9. ...
  10. No white bread
  11. This is why I do the shopping