TRIED AND TESTED WAYS TO DEAL WITH VIEWPOINTS YOU DON'T AGREE WITH AND CAN'T BE ARSED ARGUING WITH
I have used all of these at the breakfast table with my dad. I'm just trying to eat my Special K, LET ME LIVE MIKE.
- •Ask them to explain every pointWhy? But how come? What do you mean? Can you repeat that? Sorry, explain in more detail please?
- •Yawn every time they say something problematic
- •Over enthusiastically agree with everything they sayYES THE EU DOES TAKE ALL OUR MONEY YOU ARE SO RIGHT
- •Hum the tune of Seal's Kiss From A RoseBa da da da da da da da dada dadada
- •Furrow your brow and stroke your chin
- •Look contemplatively into the distance to give the impression you're listening when really you're just thinking about whether to have Nutella or jam on your toast
- •Excuse yourself to go to the toilet and never returnSit on the loo and check Li.st for 20 mins