YOU WILL ALWAYS FIND ME _______ AT PARTIES

  1. In the kitchen
  2. Having incoherent feminist discussions
  3. Choosing the music
  4. Shouting at people for turning off TLC
    UNPRETTY IS A GODDAMN WORK OF ART
  5. Setting up a game of beer pong
  6. Losing at beer pong and vowing never to play it again
  7. Organising things I know I will never get round to
    Omg sure I would LOVE to come see your funk band play in our local church hall, sign me up
  8. Telling people I'm OVER that guy
  9. Texting that same guy
  10. Trying to prove I can still do a cartwheel
  11. Taking photos with your pet
  12. Taking photos with your embarrassing family photos
  13. Disappointing my Catholic family
  14. Telling people how much I love them and how beautiful they are and how grateful I am to be their friend and whAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU GUYS