OBLIGATORY THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO ME AT AN INTERVIEW

  1. 1.
    I can't find parking
  2. 2.
    I burn the crap out of my tongue when drinking my coffee
  3. 3.
    I get really sweaty
  4. 4.
    I feel like I'm in a doctor's office and immediately have terrifying flashbacks
  5. 5.
    I feel like I'm in an interrogation room and immediately self mind-erase