OUTRAGEOUS FICTIONAL SCENARIOS THAT I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING HAPPEN TO ME
I've seen some crazy shit on tv and in movies. I feel like these would make my life more interesting.
- •Being at a party and having someone's shoe fly off and knock me unconsciousOk so this isn't really outrageous, per se, but it still makes the cut. This happened to Brittany Murphy in Clueless and a hot dude came and made sure she was ok. The hot dude ended up being an asshole. That part I don't want.
- •Snakes on a planeI get sort of bored on flights so I feel like this would spice it up. I would definitely want Samuel L. Jackson there to handle things and it couldn't be a flight longer than three hours.
- •Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.I'm undecided whether I would want the entire scene leading up to this line. But I would like to have the occasion to say this once.
- •There's more probably