THINGS I TELL MYSELF ON A DAILY BASIS
- •You're a real brat sometimes, do you know that?Yes I do and I don't care. (This is a lie I care a lot and I'm working on it.)
- •You should really think about eating betterI'm not ready, the thrill of eating absolute garbage all the time hasn't worn off yet.
- •You should probably write todayHaha, good one Alexis.
- •SERIOUSLY you should write todayWhat's that? Suddenly I can't hear, I don't know.
- •How do you ever expect to be a successful screenwriter if you never write?The real question, subconscious, is how do YOU expect to enforce your agenda on me if you only exist in MY head, hmmm?
- •Stop online shopping you have too much clothing as it isFalse.