THINGS I TELL MYSELF ON A DAILY BASIS

  1. You're a real brat sometimes, do you know that?
    Yes I do and I don't care. (This is a lie I care a lot and I'm working on it.)
  2. You should really think about eating better
    I'm not ready, the thrill of eating absolute garbage all the time hasn't worn off yet.
  3. You should probably write today
    Haha, good one Alexis.
  4. SERIOUSLY you should write today
    What's that? Suddenly I can't hear, I don't know.
  5. How do you ever expect to be a successful screenwriter if you never write?
    The real question, subconscious, is how do YOU expect to enforce your agenda on me if you only exist in MY head, hmmm?
  6. Stop online shopping you have too much clothing as it is
    False.