Honest 'What I Do on Friday Nights' Okcupid Answers

Let's be honest
  1. Being asked by the trader joes wine cashier if I'm staying in tonight as I buy 3 bottles.
  2. Going to concerts... By myself
  3. Walking really slowly/loudly by my downstairs neighbor's apt door so they'll invite me to their party
  4. Trying to reason with the cat as it sends me death glares. I'm allergic! I can't pet you Gracie!
  5. Online shop till I drop