Thoughts From the Owner of the Dog I'm Smiling At

You know that creepy person smiling at your dog on the street? That's me.
  1. Is she smiling at me?
  2. Is she a child? So short. Baby face.
  3. This girl is harmless, right?
  4. Maybe I should shorten the leash right about now.
  5. Does she want to EAT my dog?
  6. Why is she waving at my dog?
  7. Did she actually just verbally say "hi" to an animal?
  8. I hope she looks up at me so she can see my glare.
  9. I think we need to cross the street. And maybe not walk on this block ever again.