Things That Will Most Likely Be Written On My Tombstone

  1. Hash browns Enthusiast
  2. Avid Procrastinator
  3. Lover of Navy Baseball Caps
  4. Binge-Watching Champion
  5. Dunkin Donut's #1 Customer
  6. Will Be Deeply Missed By Numerous Dogs
  7. Alexis "Lil 'Krafty" Kraft
  8. Unmentioned heir to the Kraft foods fortune
  9. CHEW (Half Christian, Half Jew)