Thoughts I Have Every Morning
I'm not a morning person.
- •It's way too fucking early.
- •Why do I stay up until 2 when I know I have to wake up at 7?
- •Why the fuck did I enroll in college. The early mornings aren't worth it.
- •Should I skip today? Is there anything important going on?
- •I don't think my teachers will miss me. I usually sit in the back.
- •Plus if I skip, I can go back to bed....and sleep for the rest of the day....
- •No, Alexis. Be an adult. Put some fucking clothes on and go to school.
- •I'm way too lazy to dress nice. Where's my sweats?
- •I don't even care that I look homeless, maybe I'll start a trend.
- •Do I have time to get coffee?