THINGS I MISS FROM BEFORE I HAD CHILDREN

If you know. You know.
  1. A solid night's sleep
  2. Throwing a meal together without thinking if I hit all the major food groups
  3. Not having to wipe anyone's butt but my own
  4. Sex at any time of the day in any part of the house
  5. When a vacation actually meant a restful trip where alcoholic beverages could be consumed without moderation
  6. My house was as dirty or clean as I had left it
  7. I could wear a tank sans bra without fear of spraying milk on those around me
  8. Saying fuck. A lot.