WHY I MIGHT HATE YOU

Sorry bout it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  1. You don't like a book because you "hated the protagonist"
  2. You are late to everything
  3. You share Elite Daily articles on Facebook
  4. You think Dean was Rory's best boygriend
  5. You have a "live laugh love" painting somewhere in your apartment
  6. EDM festivals
  7. You don't answer your own questions
  8. You don't believe Spongebob is god's gift to modern comedy
  9. You practice reductive "feminism"
  10. You still haven't followed me back on Twitter
  11. You caption your instagrams "reunited and it feels so good"