TERRIFYING EARTHQUAKE SCENARIOS

  1. TJ's coconut oil shortage intensifies, I have to keep making granola with olive oil
  2. Netflix cuts out just as I am about to finally finish From Here To Eternity
  3. I get trapped on the rooftop level of a Santa Monica parking structure with half a dozen bros
  4. Both pictures I have very cleverly hung above my bed fall down and smash and I have to re-frame them
  5. Only beverage available is lukewarm water
  6. One o gently collapses, sign now reads "Hollywod"
  7. Scientology gains new followers
    I guess this one isn't earthquake specific
  8. I have to find a new gym