Things I Often Think While Watching So You Think You Can Dance

  1. I could do that
  2. Oh, Jesus, I take it back, who is this Adonis God in human form
  3. Are they allowed a cheat day, where they just dance like Elaine from Seinfeld?
  4. I want to marry you so that we can dance jazz routines every night, because marriage will somehow grant me powers of coordination and grace
  5. Aw, you have a cute pet? You're my favorite now
  6. Aw, you have a sad backstory? YOU'RE my favorite now
  7. Why do you all possess mouths that can smile that wide, I couldn't create such a smile at gunpoint
  8. Life must be wonderful with Paula Abdul's pharmacologist