Things That Make Me Scared to Watch Law & Order: Svu

  1. Other people will be around when I admit I don't know which one is law and which one is order
  2. Potential for accidentally watching a creepy sexual predator smile and say, "You have no proof"
  3. Chris Meloni seems pretty chill in my mind, but the commercials for the show suggest he will not be so chill
  4. Worried "SVU" may actually stand for "Superman V Order"
  5. Not sure I could go on if some ever stood up in courtroom and yelled "This whole LAW is out of order!"