Things That Make Me Scared to Watch Law & Order: Svu
- •Other people will be around when I admit I don't know which one is law and which one is order
- •Potential for accidentally watching a creepy sexual predator smile and say, "You have no proof"
- •Chris Meloni seems pretty chill in my mind, but the commercials for the show suggest he will not be so chill
- •Worried "SVU" may actually stand for "Superman V Order"
- •Not sure I could go on if some ever stood up in courtroom and yelled "This whole LAW is out of order!"