Thoughts When I Accidentally Called My Boss "Dad"

I turn my boss to ask a question in a room with 6 people. I utter the WORST thing anyone could ever say. "Hey dad, can you help me with this?"
  1. Oh fuck. No. No... NO
  2. holy shit how did I fuck up so hard
  3. It's like 3rd grade all over again.
  4. No one will look at each other. Some simple eye contact would at least bring out a laugh, right?
  5. WRONG, MORE TENSION. Oh shit wait what's my face doing
  6. WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD OF FUCK IS MY FACE DOING
  7. Stop smiling, Alex, you fucking weirdo
  8. okay, my bizarre, uncontrollable smile has been somewhat contained.
  9. SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING
  10. I'll say something, that'll break the tension
  11. Should I say something normal to try to move forward, or something funny about it?
  12. Funny, yeah be clever Alex. You got this, champ.
  13. "So.... were you hoping I'd call you daddy?"
  14. ....................
  15. FUCKING CRICKETS
  16. WHY WOULD THAT BE THE JOKE ID SAY. AM I FUCKING SERIOUS
  17. People are typing so hard now
  18. Oh shit sweat is seeping through my shirt
  19. God dammit why did I wear white today
  20. HOW ARE MY NIPPLES ALREADY SHOWING
  21. Calm down, Al. Calm it on down.
  22. Say something not fucking terrible
  23. "So have you reviewed the revenue analytic yet?.."
  24. (Longest fucking pause one could imagine)
  25. Eons later, manager says "yeah I started to-"
  26. "So am I fired, Dad?"