10 RECENT TEXTS I RECEIVED
And the brutally honest or sarcastic things I want to but probably won't be responding with (except one- can you guess it?)
- 1.But tomorrow is dodgeball (which you can come to!!!)As fun as that sounds I'm personally opposed to physical exercise and being invited through parenthesis
- 2.Why am I the go-to person for breakdowns but I'm still considered the crazy one around here hahaYou're a good listener and the crazy one is not you its Josie
- 3.I'm really stressed with a lot of work!! And omg! That's insane! Good thing she's okay! That sounds very stressfulYes my friend's pill overdose was stressful but surely not as stressful as all your homework
- 4.I recently heard someone say 'nervy b' over text and I feel like you coined that wordWhy thank you, no I did not, I stole it from Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging
- 5.she got the sleeping medsI could really use some of those...
- 6.R u awake???No?
- 7.glad you’re okay bb :-3But was I? I can't keep waking up in strange beds
- 8.Hey I'm running Up&Down and Riff Raff's Tonight!Unsubscribe
- 9.I'm sorry I'm really stressed rn with school and coachella and I can't rememberWow it was just a question, you don't need to be such a bitch about it, coachella, how hard for you
- 10.It was next to the soupYou never ate the chili you anorexic liar