10 RECENT TEXTS I RECEIVED

And the brutally honest or sarcastic things I want to but probably won't be responding with (except one- can you guess it?)
  1. 1.
    But tomorrow is dodgeball (which you can come to!!!)
    As fun as that sounds I'm personally opposed to physical exercise and being invited through parenthesis
  2. 2.
    Why am I the go-to person for breakdowns but I'm still considered the crazy one around here haha
    You're a good listener and the crazy one is not you its Josie
  3. 3.
    I'm really stressed with a lot of work!! And omg! That's insane! Good thing she's okay! That sounds very stressful
    Yes my friend's pill overdose was stressful but surely not as stressful as all your homework
  4. 4.
    I recently heard someone say 'nervy b' over text and I feel like you coined that word
    Why thank you, no I did not, I stole it from Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging
  5. 5.
    she got the sleeping meds
    I could really use some of those...
  6. 6.
    R u awake???
    No?
  7. 7.
    glad you’re okay bb :-3
    But was I? I can't keep waking up in strange beds
  8. 8.
    Hey I'm running Up&Down and Riff Raff's Tonight!
    Unsubscribe
  9. 9.
    I'm sorry I'm really stressed rn with school and coachella and I can't remember
    Wow it was just a question, you don't need to be such a bitch about it, coachella, how hard for you
  10. 10.
    It was next to the soup
    You never ate the chili you anorexic liar