FIVE TIMES I WAS ON A DATE AND DIDN'T REALIZE IT
I would like to blame our "beat-around-the-bush" society but I think it really comes down to my lack of social skills and oblivious personality.
- •The Spaghetti DateI thought I was just doing homework with a friend when out of nowhere comes the spaghetti, the wine and a movie. I bet you were confused when I came over with my backpack on and even more confused when I pulled out my laptop during the movie.
- •The Ice Cream DateYour girl loves ice cream. How was I supposed to know that you were gonna pay and then ask to take me to dinner? IT WAS JUST ICE CREAM!
- •The Music DateI thought we were getting together to casually play some music especially since you have been my barista (and only my barista) for the past 3 months. But apparently if you serenade me, that means I have to kiss you.
- •The Movie DateYou were really confused when I showed up with my best friend but I was really confused when you started holding my hand.
- •The Netflix and Chill DateI should have caught on to this one. I expected Netflix but you expected chill. You should have been more clear and we never would have been in this awkward situation.