FOUR TIMES MY TOES TRIED TO CONVINCE ME TO STOP RUNNING
Being a distance runner has its ups and downs. My toes think there are more downs than ups but I'm just not convinced.
- •We Will, We Will Rock YouThis is what happens when you run ten miles with a rock stuck in your shoe. My toes said stop but my heart said go.
- •Hit Me Baby One More TimeCut your nails before you go on a run. Because sometimes a little hang nail isn't just a little hang nail. Trust me, my big toe was not begging for baby to hit him one more time.
- •I'm Free, Free FallingMy toe was free and his nail was falling. That's just what you get for being cursed with a longer second toe.
- •Pop! Goes the WeaselBlood blisters. They pop but you keep going. Excuses don't win races.