FOUR TIMES MY TOES TRIED TO CONVINCE ME TO STOP RUNNING

Being a distance runner has its ups and downs. My toes think there are more downs than ups but I'm just not convinced.
  1. We Will, We Will Rock You
    This is what happens when you run ten miles with a rock stuck in your shoe. My toes said stop but my heart said go.
  2. Hit Me Baby One More Time
    Cut your nails before you go on a run. Because sometimes a little hang nail isn't just a little hang nail. Trust me, my big toe was not begging for baby to hit him one more time.
  3. I'm Free, Free Falling
    My toe was free and his nail was falling. That's just what you get for being cursed with a longer second toe.
  4. Pop! Goes the Weasel
    Blood blisters. They pop but you keep going. Excuses don't win races.