A running list as I rehearse Shakespeare's bloodiest work with Pinnacle Acting Company.
  1. "It's kinda big, I hope you don't gag."
    I literally could not believe it, but this was said in seriousness. It was referencing the blood pack that Lavinia will have to carry in her closed mouth for a few minutes. And I was laughing too hard to say "that's what he said."
  2. "Oh you took sex Ed in Utah, didn't you?"
    In response to some dick joke. I lost it, but basically Tamora was like "that's how it works...right?" in regards to sexy time.
  3. "Did that insertion work...?"
    Director to actor. New line.