Things I'm Really Good or Really Bad At
- •Facebook Happy Birthday postsI am all or nothing here. Sometimes I get the notification scan through the list and go right to Instagram with a nostalgic post of well wishes and memories. Sometimes I look at the list, over a half hearted meh, and think that I'll go back to it later or probably not at all. But really it's me, not you.
- •Remembering phone numbersArchaic right? Landlines are rare and who needs to when you have your full list of contacts at your digital disposal. Weirdly, I still know most of my family's numbers, my childhood best friend, her crush (the creeping was always too real for me, and of course my trusty local food chain. I wish I remembered can numbers, my roommates and semi unrelated, my credit card/social security.
- •SleepingAgain all or nothing. Sometimes I sleep for 14 hours. Sometimes I sleep for 2. Sometimes I nap and wake up thinking it's the next day. What can you do.
- •Talking about my feelings.I either talk to you like I'm writing into Dear Abby or I sit in silence, grim faced waiting to explode.