'OFF THE BALL' PARENTING DUTIES

At least this is what I have to do for little kids, I assume bigger kids can do this stuff for themselves thank god
  1. Organizing shit
    As @gilbaron says 'swimming upstream' still has to be done or it's chaos
  2. Making play dates
    At least I don't have to call people and talk to them on the phone and exchange voice mails that would be hell
  3. Buying shoes one size up
  4. Food shopping/prepping/cooking/cleanings/laundry
    And once you buy it make it and they like it they sure as shit won't like it the next time.
  5. Art supplies and play dough reorder
    Someone please invent a marker that doesn't need a cap double please
  6. Ball pick up
  7. Toy purge
    The best feeling next to winning shit on ebay