Things people say that I don't understand
- •"I don't like Parks and Recreation."I don't think I like you
- •"I hate snow."Snowmen?? Christmas?? Sledding?? The whole world looking pure and clean and new?? No??
- •"I never want to leave my hometown."The world is so big!!!! SO. BIG.
- •"I like zucchini."I'm sorry, your tastebuds must be defective.
- •"I'm just not a dog person."Okay??? Are you not a happiness person either????