Things people say that I don't understand

  1. "I don't like Parks and Recreation."
    I don't think I like you
  2. "I hate snow."
    Snowmen?? Christmas?? Sledding?? The whole world looking pure and clean and new?? No??
  3. "I never want to leave my hometown."
    The world is so big!!!! SO. BIG.
  4. "I like zucchini."
    I'm sorry, your tastebuds must be defective.
  5. "I'm just not a dog person."
    Okay??? Are you not a happiness person either????