The crap I do to feel fancy

I like feeling fancy but I'm notoriously lazy
  1. Caprese bites
    But I couldn't bring myself to plate them properly.
  2. Face-fold shirts. Like how they are in the stores.
    No picture because I'm lazy haha
  3. Purchase live basil.
    What the actual? I can grow this crap for cheaper than WinCo.
  4. Use a flat iron on my hair
    Now that I have bangs I need to style my hair each day. What was I thinking?
  5. Iron clothing
    Though it's faster to toss it in the dryer with a wet wash cloth