I'm very confident I have all of these things.
  1. Atrial fibrillation
  2. GERD
  3. Blepharitis
  4. Barrett's Esophagus
  5. Arthritis in my right knee
  6. Ovarian cysts
    I actually went to an urgent care center for this one and shelled out $200 to learn that I had just pulled an abdominal muscle rolling over in bed.