MODERN DATING ~THINGS~ I HAVEN'T WORRIED ABOUT BECAUSE I'M STILL WITH MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART

  1. ~meeting the parents~
    I cajoled him into going to prom with me & that was pretty much our first meeting (I needed a date because my ex broke up with me two weeks before!). So I met his parents & his grandma all at once! (We were so freaking awkward!)
  2. Tinder
    Oh my god I am such an attention whore this would be problematic x100000000
  3. Dating in New York City
    I hear it sucks. Please see above re: attention mongering. Wouldn't be pretty
  4. Where he'd stay when coming to see my family
    We live like 5 minutes away at home. There's never an awkward insistence on my parent's part that he stays on the couch (only to have him sneak into my bedroom later)
  5. Following him on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook friending him
    Oh god the pressure!!! Blessed that he doesn't use social media/we were together before most of it got big (aside from Facebook, EW can you believe that??)
  6. Trying to explain my ex/best friends/who I ~was~ in high school
    He knows I was pretty much invisible 😅😅
  7. Love that goof 😍😘