Things I have to do before my family arrives for Thanksgiving

My boyfriend is getting to New York on Tuesday, my parents and sis on Wednesday
  1. Clean my apartment
    Ooooh it's a mess
  2. Buy some forks
    Somehow ALL of mine disappeared?
  3. Laundry
    I have three sets of sheets and they all need to be clean and ready for use 😑
  4. Buy A FUCKING TURKEY
    And all the other food I gotta make
  5. Bring home my work wine club wine
    I got this dude to get me good Thanksgiving wine and now I need to bring it home
  6. YOGA + BARRE
    I'm literally going to Shaktibarre every day between Friday and Tuesday because I have a bunch of classes to use before they expire!
  7. See Mitski LIVE
    If you're going to her show Monday hit me up! I'm going alone
  8. Emo Night
    Tonight in Brooklyn!!!!!! So some of this shit is fun ✨
  9. Brine a fucking Turkey
    Whole Foods has an awesome spice blend for a brine
  10. Bake a fucking pie
    Apple! Danny and I will do this Tuesday!
  11. Topple the Trump presidency?
    Is it possible? I've been calling my reps and senators, sharing all kinds of shit, writing emails to local officials, donating money, offering up my time, pressuring others to do the same. What else can I be doing???? Give me suggestions!
  12. MAKE SURE PEOPLE ARE READY TO BE BODY POSITIVE FOR THE HOLIDAYS
    Get ready for that list. Also if you wanna be up in arms at something other than Trump's white supremacy, email Pop Physique about how fucking awful their latest ad campaign is.
  13. MY OUTRAGE LIVES ON 😤😤😤😤