Things My Boyfriend Doesn't Understand
Hmm I think he's a grump. At least he's a cute one 🌞
- •Lavender pillow spray"You have a product for everything" and "how does this make you fall asleep?"
- •Anthropologie"This store should be called comfy and ugly"
- •SweetgreenHe picks the salad with the most calories listed so as to get the biggest bang for his buck
- •SerumsSee item one & insert a giaaaaaant eye roll
- •Social media"Why do I care what other people are doing?"
- •Taking screenshots of cute outfits & recipes & dogs just in caseIdk doesn't everyone do this????
- •A stocked snack cabinetThis lead to the great dried apricot debacle of 2015 when we both ate like 20 dried apricots then drank booze and had like the most severe stomach pains after. Don't eat more than like four dried apricots at a time okay? This is serious!!!!!
- •Barre classes"It's not functional" 😤😤😤😤
- •Basically anything on this chartAKA all of which I love 😎