THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE SINGLE

  1. Laugh so loud at Aziz Ansari stand up alone in your room that your roommates can hear
  2. Eat a sandwich so fast that you have to lay on the couch in pain
  3. Google alpaca fur stuffed animals
  4. Compare your love life to 19th century standards of romance
    Thanks Mr. Darcy
  5. When your friend tells you about a potential boo you respond with photos of cats