Things That Kept Me Up All Night

I only got two hours of sleep last night because of this fucking garbage
  1. 11 pm: time to go to bed and be a well rested functioning adult tomorrow!
  2. "But you love Ladysmith Black Mambazo!"
  3. The chorus and bridge from Britney Spears' "Oops I Did It Again"
  4. 12 am: In SVU during a line-up why do they pan over all the faces??? I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE WHOLE EPISODE I KNOW WHO THE RAPIST IS.
  5. Playing 59 games of Spider Solitaire...losing 37
  6. 1:27 am: Why are all my friends gay?
  7. Am I gay?
  8. Nahhh I like dick too much
  9. 2 am: I have to wake up in 5 hours
  10. The map song from Dora the Explorer
  11. 34 more games of Spider Soilitare
  12. 3:12 am: wtf
  13. 14 rounds of sudoku. Difficulty: hard
  14. 4:36 am: I have to be awake in 2.5 hours
  15. I need to do laundry....
  16. Lol jk I'll wait for Spring Break
  17. 5 am: I have to be awake in two hours
  18. ~sleep~
  19. 7:54 am: I HAVE TO BE AT WORK IN 6 MINUTES AND I JUST WOKE UP.
  20. Fuck me with a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire